Tuesday, January 03, 2006

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEEPS!
bleah. lazy to blog nowadays. guess i was too busy with all the visitings i had and yup my daddy's bdae! bought him a special belt that can be easily loosen cuz i bet his tummy is like growing bigger every year! anw, met up with the MAMASANS on 2nd Jan! i have not seen these babes since... lemme estimate... 2 months? all the laughter and jokes and pauses before jokes came rolling back! what the hell! they kept laffing at me instead of my stories which i still insist are funny! wad's happening? haha pipi was hilarious! she's so gullible! which reminds me of cheryl only thing her case was better.. lols! we were at Marina Square's Yoshinoya eating and we bluffed her that we were at gigi's house. then we know that pipi doesnt know gigi's address at all tho she ever visited her hse many times... so we told her to take a cab to 53 Jalan Kuluyok! wahahaahah and she believed! she believed it exists! we spent quite sometime figuring out a fake street name n some other suggestions were absolutely hilarious (i kinda forgot tho...) we were all waiting for intently for pipi's reply...

pipi: isn't kuluyok the chinese dish that i never knew?
we: no! it's a different spelling n pronunciation... spelled as Goolooyoke
*laughs out loud*
pipi: who's there? what r u all doing?
we: we're at gigi's hse cleaning the fu lu shou statues! fifi's religion forbids him to touch the fu lu shou! (the rest trying to make background noises like "do i need to clean this?"/"oh no! dun drop the fu!")

in the end, our kind-hearted qiqi told pipi the truth! qiqi came to meet us and gave us our presents (which she spent 1 month doing)! there were other gifts too and im damn happy! zizi gave us the rubbery pencils n elephant keychain from india! n of cuz my sis... confidential! i wun expose it!

03 JAN 2006
first day of sch n i'm telling u, it's far from boring! we were all dreading our new PD tutor (mong) and then ms zhu descended like a fairy from the sky! ahhhh! she's still our PD tutor after her so-called long story... damn happy! oh ms zhu rocks! i tnk mong doesnt want our class... sure vomit blood! only our dear MS ZHU can handle us! first 2 periods- GEOG! MONG IS THE ULTIMATE! she's damn hilarious! we were all laughing at the things she said n definitely the way she says them! looking forward to more of Geog lectures! hahaaha n thru out the lecture i was like, "oh! so this is what my buddy had to go thru!"

trademarks of mong: tai-tai-ness, age secret, the meaning of secret, her soldiers, compound words, youth n vitality, shi ba yi duo hua, seahorses & ugly hippos, F1, do your duty... more to come folks!

today was like orientation for the J1s.. can just see the dreadfulness etched on their faces. this yr's batch... according to our freak show observation, they're very unenthusiastic! want to cheer, cheer louder lah, if not dun cheer at all and act dao! so neither here nor there....

HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY! (03/01/2006) OPERATION GEN XIN
1. red marker (just bought frm bkshop) ---- check!
2. pinky ---- check!
3. fake passerbys/guards (the rest of the mamasans) ---- check!
travelled to our homeroom... 223
4. homeroom for the operation ---- check!
pipi thot for very very very long with many screams n laughter in between n finally decided on what to write on the board for gengen...
GENGEN, BE WITH ME? YES/NO PLEASE CIRCLE ONE OPTION.
she was hiding in the next classroom.. rest of us sneaked opp n became spies.
gen was taking a very long time to walk!
suddenly, jojo popped into the classroom! he was tricked by fifi! lucky he didnt read the board! fifi, u suck! phew phew! den... gen appeared! took the marker n circled! we gestured for pipi to get out of the rm she was hiding in... she bumped into gen... gen said, "i circled already" n he left for his class which he was alr very late... pipi was screaming... we ran... OMG HE CIRCLED YES!!!! *marriage music playing*

we now pronounce Gen n Pipi officially together! poor gigi... she refused to sign the divorce papers! but we did for her anyway! now there's double happiness! Gen (Riri) + Pipi & Gigi + Didi (the dustbin).... welcome GEN to the mamasan extended family! u r officially our brother-in-law!

NEW FOUND HOPE
our new maths teacher... MR PHANG! nope not Jonathan Phang (but maybe they're related) but MR PHANG WEI CHENG! he's like the light in our tunnel of hopelessly lousy maths results.... he has given us a sense of purpose n has shown us our direction! he is the man that can perform miracles! aaaahhhh! after today's maths lesson... we were awfully inspired! for the first time aft PE, we wanted to rush back home to do maths! MR PHANG, U ROCK! i see hope for the A'levels!


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